29th November 2019, St Anthony’s Hospital, Surrey, England
The last 24 hours has been a bit of a rollercoaster. When I woke up yesterday, I had 1.5 litres in my bladder. Apparently, that’s quite a lot of urine retention – so a nice nurse had to lube me up and put a catheter in. I can wholeheartedly confirm that it smarts a little bit when your cock has been in a mincer. I say smarts, in the same way that walking on a landmine would smart a bit.
They took the catheter out this morning – so I’ve been for a nice walk round the hospital. I showed some old people my blood and waste bottle “ooooh that’s lovely dear”. I’ve had four poos, and two wees and I’m about to lovingly apply some cream to my love stump.
So as Fridays go, it’s probably a 6/10
Here’s a nice picture of my hospital bathroom, and no I don’t really fit in the mirror.