Home time!

30th November 2019, St Anthony’s Hospital, Surrey, England

​It’s time to go home!

At 40 I’m long past caring about how it looks, but I’m pretty proud of my weary old body this week. I’ve definitely taken a bit of a kicking. I have a couple of alterations, but above all, I live to fight another day!

I’m still a bit battered and bruised, I’ve got a 6 inch gash in my groin and little Johnny isn’t quite himself yet but those are only little things

(I do the jokes round here)

Next up, nuclear medicine in January! I have no idea what that is, but I’m looking forward to it.

Oh, and here’s a topless toilet selfie for the wank bank, you filthy animals. It’s almost Christmas after all.

Me, topless in a bathroom at St Anthony's hospital wearing just a towel.  I can't wait to see what that brings up in the google image search
Me, topless in a bathroom at St Anthony’s hospital wearing just a towel. I can’t wait to see what that brings up in the google image search