The big day.

27th November 2019. Spire St Anthony’s Hospital, Surrey, England.

Wednesday night live

​I’ve checked in, my room is definitely better than a park inn and I’ve got my own whiteboard.  Apparently, I also have to shave my own groin. Getting my prostate milked “isn’t standard pre-op procedure”.

I definitely should have gone for the platinum cover.

I’m looking forward to wearing a cute dress and seeing where professor penis keeps his laser though.

A private room at Spire St Anthony's Hospital in Surrey, England
A private room at Spire St Anthony’s Hospital in Surrey, England