27th November 2019. Spire St Anthony’s Hospital, Surrey, England.
Wednesday night live
I’ve checked in, my room is definitely better than a park inn and I’ve got my own whiteboard. Apparently, I also have to shave my own groin. Getting my prostate milked “isn’t standard pre-op procedure”.
I definitely should have gone for the platinum cover.
I’m looking forward to wearing a cute dress and seeing where professor penis keeps his laser though.